A rambunctious and slightly confused 7 year old's instructional guide to the world.

(Written by his adult self - Scroll to the bottom for the video that inspired this webcomic) 

The Ellio McHelium Show!

Hi! I'm Ellio and I'm 7 and this is my show! Today we will kind of learn how to make a little paper puppet which we wouldn't have messed up if we just had some tape. Then we'll make a paper cup that actually holds water, but mom won't get us any. Finally we will read a pop-up book, but I don't really know how to read yet! It was a great show until the battery ran out.